Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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