bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have fence marks all over my body
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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