Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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