idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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