but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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