Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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