Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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