Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
no, he came in my armpit
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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