So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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