Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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