All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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