Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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