Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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