oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm sobbing to NWA
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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