that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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