..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I will pee on everything he values.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
