is your mom at the bar?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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