that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
where are you?
Hypothermia
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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