And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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