I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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