Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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