AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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