how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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