When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
