Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
