If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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