You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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