I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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