32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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