Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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