You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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