you guys were way drunker than both of me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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