I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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