If that was your dad, he is hot
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
either way he was missing a nipple.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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