I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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