You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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