my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Ketchup is God's man juice
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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