It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
