Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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