I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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