Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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