We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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