i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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