People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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