Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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