did you get engaged???
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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