I just gift wrapped bread.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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