Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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