Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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