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(718): View more from New York

we need to drink 2009 down the drain

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(214): View more from Texas

How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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(585): View more from New York

ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls

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(217): View more from Illinois

Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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(662): View more from Mississippi

So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

In some strange universe, yes

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.

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(513): View more from Ohio

dude I fucking saw you snort tequila

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