You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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