My nipple is on Facebook.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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