Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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