Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
